All the dish on the Royal baby birth, did Jen elope and which new mommy is being cheated on? Jenna Shevel spills the beans
North West? Seriously, I have forgotten ALL about the princess of America, because the Prince of Cambridge is here! After being a few days late, Kate Middleton went into labour on Monday morning and popped out her little prince on Monday afternoon to the delight of like the whole world! I was in raptures, being a firm Royal fan (it got worse during my years living in London!), I was glued to the news. I wanted all the deets! Kate totally got it right- giving birth to a boy (and naturally too!) who is now the 3rd in line to the throne (Harry got demoted!) , the Queen is apparently beside herself with glee now that the line of succession has been secured for 3 generations!
Anyhoo London came to a standstill on Tuesday when word spread that the new family were leaving the St Mary’s hospital to take their little bundle home! And finally they emerged!!!! And they didn’t disappoint- the little prince even waved (well kinda)! New mommy Kate looked unbelievable, the hair, the frock (polka dots just like Princess Diana did 31 years ago- a beautiful tribute!) and the fact that she proudly showed off her mommy tummy! Love her!
The gorgeous family went back to Kensington Palace and on Wednesday, his name was revealed! Prince George Alexander Louis, of Cambridge! Super cute- just like him!!! Long live the king (well to be!)
Married!?
After months of rumours of making up, breaking up, living separately, calling off the wedding, word on the street is that Jennifer Aniston has put Mrs Brad Pitt behind her and tied the knot with her man Justin Theroux! The pair are said to have gone to Charlottesville to have a quickie wedding out of the spotlight! The pair are rumoured to have made it official at this winery called Pippin Hills Farm which is apparently super cute and quaint! Surrounded by their closest pals and family, they are said to have tied the knot! Ooh wonder if its true- hope so, for Jen’s sake!
Mandy watch over?
In the most unsurprising news of like EVER, Mandy watch has come to a halt. Amanda Bynes has been ‘Britnied’ and put on the 5150 hold in hospital! Basically she went loco and now has been hospitalised and is under psychiatric observation. Finally! It was needed. It went down after Mands started a small fire in the driveway of some random person’s house Monday night! Imagine that, you chilling at home and Amanda Bynes lights a fire in your driveway! Only in La La land!The cops dished that the fire department responded to the home where Amanda was just accused of trespassing — after someone noticed the small blaze in the driveway. The sheriff’s department was subsequently called when Amanda was found standing near the campfire! Apparently she doused her little dog in gasoline or something! So when the
authorities rocked up, they questioned Amanda about what she was doing, and why she was doing it — and based on her answers, they determined she needed to be hospitalized on a 5150 hold stat! Translation: her answers were kray with a capital K! After her recent behaviour of late, I ain’t surprised! So the chick whose driveway she started the fire in, revealed that she had no idea what was going on until cops knocked on her front door. She says cops asked her, “Do you know anyone by the name of Amanda Bynes, or why she would have some vendetta against you?” She said no …not surprising because the woman is elderly! Anyhoo doctors are apparently already learning a lot during Amanda psychiatric hold, but sadly the news isn’t all good! The struggling starlet was under observation all day yesterday, and docs allegedly already determined that she’s suffering from a SEVERE mental illness “with schizophrenic tendencies”!!! Oh no!! Witnesses speculated about the degrading state of her mental health for months, but this is so sad! Apparently Amanda was lucid for about 10 hours yesterday, during which she was calm and sweet, but after that her personality took a turn for the worse! According to reports, she got totes frustrated and even “shut down.” At one point, she allegedly was so out of control that she needed to be physically restrained!!! They even separated her from her roommate because she was insulting her so badly! So far, drug tests have apparently come back negative for everything but marijuana! Her parents are rumoured to be seeking legal counsel so that they can be in charge- similar to Britters dad Jamie back in 2008! Hope she gets better soon!
Rocky road…
So as everyone knows Jessica Simpson popped out her 2nd child with baby daddy and general useless Eric Johnson a few weeks back? If you didn’t you are forgiven, it was during the North West birth dramaz! Well anyway, she did! A little boy called Ace- well Jessica may have been super happy but it seems things are a tad rocky with her and her man! Ever since the pair welcomed their son, Eric has been feeling totes neglected and is s “constantly gone!” A source dished “Jess is consumed by her two little ones. She forgets all about what Eric is up to,h e says he might as well be invisible and to blow off steam and feelings of being sidelined, Eric has taken to hitting the town. It’s like he has a double life. At home, he’s the perfect doting dad and hubby-to-be, but then he goes out with his old Yale buddies on partying binges.” Mmm! Well in light of the fact that he cheated on his ex with Jess, it’s a tad bit worrying! Time will tell…
Someone else had a kid…
In case you didn’t know, other babies were born this week besides Prince George of Cambridge! Penelope Cruz and her husband Javier Bardem welcomed their 2nd child into the world on Monday! Penelope popped out a little girl in Spain but no official word on her name!Mazels!
Drama days
What’s a week without some Kardashian dramaz? Kimmy K has kept totes out the spotlight since she popped out North West last month, and girlfriend is ready to crack because things at home are tense! Kris Jenner has escalated her ever-worsening war with Kim’s hothead baby-daddy Kanye West! Shiz all went down after Kris brought out a decoy baby “North” on her talk show premiere ( I dished on that last week) “Kanye went CRAZY, he just kept ranting, ‘all Kris cares about is her damn ratings — she never stops promoting! That shiz is TRUE! “Kanye swears he wants to get Kim and their baby far, far away from Kris. And it’s just killing Kim! She’s crying her eyes out, fearing she’ll ultimately have to choose between her mom and her man. Kanye’s trying his hardest to stay cool right now because Kim just gave birth, but who knows how long that will last!” Smackdown! Knew this was coming! And to add to Kim’s distress, she is totes upset Kayne hasn’t popped the question yet. OMG, drama!
Bump watch
Jennifer Garner has officially been put on bump watch! Mrs Affleck has been spotted looking super preggos! She even took that suspicious trip to a medical office!
I am feeling pretty confident that Ben Affleck is going to be a daddy again! Watch this space
Until next week Jenna… xoxo
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